Guys, this is the last of this series of posts. And I really don’t know what I should do after them. These have been some of my absolute favorite posts to write, so I hope I can come up with a new series that’s as much fun. This is going to be the hardest post to write, I know it. SHINee, BIGBANG and EXO are my top three boy groups, and I like EXO-M more than EXO-K, so this is as hard as it can get. But I’ll try!
Oh, and also, I’m including Kris. It’s not completely official that he’s leaving EXO just yet, and it’ll make me too depressed if I don’t include him.
Here are the rules:
1. Between two and four groups of the same sex are chosen. (Almost all posts will be three groups, and most will be with male groups)
2. Each member within each group is presented through three pictures and scored from one to ten, based on how attractive I find them.
3. Each group’s average score is calculated and the winning group is announced.
4. The members with the highest scores from each group go head to head, and an individual winner is announced.
5. Plenty of polls are added in the end so can you show how much you agree or disagree with me.
First Candidate: Onew
From debut all up to now Onew’s always had the same kind of good-lookingness. He in general has a very sweet look, and that smile is one of the most beautiful ones in all of kpop. Mostly he’s adorable, but sometimes on stage he turns on this sexual charisma that’s quite amazing.
Second Candidiate: Jonghyun
Jonghyun is a perfect mix of everything I could want. (Except for height. Sorry, babe!) And you might call me out as being extremely biased when I say that, since he is my ultimate bias, but I don’t think that’s the case. The reason why he is my ultimate bias is because he is that perfect mix! So I don’t think me saying that makes me biased, it just makes me honest. I have to say though, that I don’t think the hairstyle he’s had lately works with his face. So, SM, please change that for the next comeback!
Third Candidate: Key
Key has such a versatile look that he could really pull off anything. He can do cute, he can do edgy, and in some rare cases he can even do sexy! He has very delicate features (especially his lips, they’re beautiful) which makes him look quite feminine. He’s for sure more beautiful than handsome. And while I do like androgyny, there’s a bit too little sex appeal in Key for it to work for me.
Fourth Candidate: Minho
With his slightly taller frame and classically manly handsome face Minho is, to me, the epitome of the kpop version of prince charming. From a kpop beauty standard point of view, he has a perfect face, and I think he’s gorgeous.
Final Candidate: Taemin
Taemin is every shawol’s baby, regardless of whether he’s actually younger than us or not. Taemin was always (judging by his childhood pictures) such a pretty boy and as he’s now just a month away from his 21st birthday he’s becoming such a beautiful man. He does have a slightly feminine look at times, but nowhere near Key’s amount of femininity. While I do find Taemin extremely objectively attractive, he doesn’t have that vibe that I can feed off of.
First Candidate: T.O.P
T.O.P is very handsome, and even in massive amounts of eyeliner he completely lacks femininity, which is very rare in kpop. I think T.O.P is beyond gorgeous, so there’s not really much to say here. And this man was born to wear a suit. As most men are.
Second Candidate: Taeyang
I’m getting more and more attracted to Taeyang every time I see him. Which is weird because I’m not really digging the way he’s wearing his hair nowadays. Taeyang is a little short, but he has a slamming body and a lovely smile.
Third Candidate: G-Dragon
G-Dragon gets styled in so many crazy ways that I often forget how beautiful he is all on his own. He doesn’t need any crazy styling. But he does pull it all off. He’s kpop’s ultimate chameleon and he always looks good, no matter what crazy shit the stylists stick him with. He could literally model almost anything, and I’d want to buy it.
Fourth Candidate: Daesung
Daesung is lovely and has a great body, but he just doesn’t really do it for me. And it does make me feel a little bad for him, because he is that member that always gets stuck with the “ugly” label. Daesung is nowhere near ugly, but to me he isn’t on the same level as some of his fellow members.
Final Candidate: Seungri
Seungri has for sure grown on me, both physically and overall. He’s not stunning to me just yet, but he has grown into a very handsome man. So, yes, let’s talk about love.
First Candidate: Xiumin
Xiumin is 24 years old! And he’s just too damn adorable! He has sexed it up a little lately, but as long as I think of a cute chipmunk whenever I see him, I can’t really be attracted to him. Chipmunks aren’t my style.
Second Candidate: Luhan
Luhan is 24! 24! While I don’t think he in anyways looks 24, I don’t think he looks like a little kid either, like Xiumin sometimes does. He looks like some gorgeous divine being that never ages. That’s the only reasonable explanation. And that might mean he has some kind of powers that can explain my unreasonable attraction towards him. He’s so not my type, yet he so is. Damn it, Luhan! How do you do this to me?
Third Candidate: Kris
Finally someone who looks their age! I’ve gotten more and more Kris feels for a while now, which is really bad considering the circumstances. I guess you never really appreciate what you had until it’s almost gone. And now I’m getting sad, so I’ll just move on.
Fourth Candidate: Lay
Lay is a radiantly good unicorn, and must be protected at all costs! Everyone adores Lay, but most of the time I’m not incredibly attracted to him. It’s getting more and more intense each day though. And since this is my friend’s bias, it might even become a problem…
Fifth Candidate: Chen
Chen has a flawless face, and a smile that’s just to die for. There’s a sexiness that’s always in his face, even when he does nothing with it, that I just can not get enough of.
Final Candidate: Tao
Tao is one of very few guys in kpop whose personalities makes them less attractive to me. That doesn’t in anyway mean that I dislike his personality, it’s just that if he acted in any way like the super badass ninja assassin that he looks like he would be one of the hottest things ever.
Which means SHINee takes the team win! I did see this one coming, because one of the reasons why I love SHINee so much is because they are a very evenly gorgeous group. EXO-M took the second place from BIGBANG, but it was hella close! Extremely high scores all across the board, so all these groups are most certainly gorgeous.
(Chosen over Chen because he’s higher on my bias list)
And the winner is…
I mean, how could it not be? If I was more attracted to someone else, then that person would be my ultimate bias, right? T.O.P had half a point more than Luhan, so he’s the runner-up.
Here are the polls:
If you have any suggestions, comments or requests for Sunday’s random post, Tuesday’s review, or next Friday’s list of the week then leave me a comment, send me an ask on tumblr, or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org! Now I’m going to go celebrate that I now officially only have one year left of high school!
– Admin A