We’re getting mighty close to the end of these posts. But we’re not yet there, and this week we are tackling another three groups. I’m splitting EXO up into EXO-K and EXO-M for these posts, because I won’t write about all twelve of them at once. Super Junior was enough.
Here are the rules:
1. Between two and four groups of the same sex are chosen. (Almost all posts will be three groups, and most will be with male groups)
2. Each member within each group is presented through three pictures and scored from one to ten, based on how attractive I find them.
3. Each group’s average score is calculated and the winning group is announced.
4. The three members with the highest scores from each group go head to head, and an individual winner is announced.
5. Plenty of polls are added in the end so can you show how much you agree or disagree with me.
First Candidate: Taeil
Taeil is for sure adorable, but not at all in my favorite way. I appreciate the fact that he has such a quirky and unique look, but he’s really not my type.
Second Candidate: B-Bomb
I’ve come to appreciate B-Bomb’s look more and more over the last few promotions, and now I consider him a most definite handsome man. He’s quite conventionally handsome, with a classically masculine face. And he has great selca game.
Third Candidate: Jaehyo
Jaehyo has quite a harsh face, which I’ve come to appreciate more and more. I definitely prefer it when they style him in a way that highlights his harshness, there’s no point of trying to soften him down, it just looks weird. He looks quite alienesque , which is cool. While B-Bomb is conventionally handsome, Jaehyo most certainly is not.
Fourth Candidate: U-Kwon
I think U-Kwon’s really hot. He’s obviously the sex of the group, and when he gets up on stage I just can’t stop staring. He for sure has an adorable side too, but I much prefer him as the sexy beast he is in my fantasies.
Fifth Candidate: Kyung
Kyung is real cute, and I’ve definitely found him more attractive lately than ever before. But he’s still not my type! He’s too cute and too petite, it’s just not me.
Sixth Candidate: Zico
Face-wise Zico isn’t actually that outstanding. For the most part he just looks like a normal guy. But he has an incredible charisma, both on and off stage, in my opinion, that makes him very attractive. There’s nothing more attractive than charisma and charm.
Final Candidate: P.O
P.O is a handsome guy, but his look has never blown me away. I like his charisma and vibe on stage though. And sorry, but I’ve never been a fan of “gummy smiles”.
First Candidate: Yonghwa
Yonghwa’s hot, he really is. He has great charisma and stage presence as well, and come on, what girl doesn’t love a guy who plays guitar?
Second Candidate: Jonghyun
I think Jonghyun’s so incredibly good-looking, and I can’t manage to find shots of him that I think truly do him justice. Sometimes, like in that third pic, he really reminds me of Jaejoong, which is always a great thing in my book. And again: guitar.
Third Candidate: Minhyuk
Minhyuk is such an adorably squishy little thing. (Who looks incredibly much like U-Kwon in that first pic) He hasn’t always had as acceptable hair as he does now, and he looks much better now than he has in the past. He’s always cute, of course, but the right hair really helps him shine.
Final Candidate: Jungshin
I really like Jungshin’s look. I like that he’s so tall and I like his unique face, which can sometimes look quite feminine. I love androgyny, so I like that it does that. I wish he’d go back to having longer hair though, I miss his glorious mane.
First Candidate: Suho
Suho is super duper classically handsome. He legitimately looks like Prince Charming, and I’d do anything to see him in shining armor. But while I am quite in love with his face, the rest of him doesn’t amaze me. He’s too short for me, and he doesn’t really have a vibe I can feed off of.
Second Candidate: Baekhyun
Baekhyun is just too cute and petite for me. He’s a very pretty boy, but it’s just too much for me.
Third Candidate: Chanyeol
I really like that Chanyeol’s so tall, and his deep voice (it’s deeper than the sea) is incredibly sexy. He’s very cute, but his look is just a little too adorable for me. I’m sure he can mature beautifully though.
Fourth Candidate: D.O
D.O is such a weird one. Most of the time he’s this adorable squishy short little thing with no shoulders, but sometimes he just turns on the sexy in a way that’s really quite fascinating. He’s definitely been growing on me lately.
Fifth Candidate: Kai
Kai is amazing. He can make me squeal and fangirl in a thousand different ways and… well… MY BODY IS READY. Sorry. Moving on.
Final Candidate: Sehun
Sehun’s look has definitely grown on me lately, and I’m now quite firmly in the camp of “he looks great” instead of the camp of “he looks so goddamn weird” where I used to be. There’s a sophistication and elegance to Sehun’s look that takes some time getting into, but once you’re in, you’re in for life.
Block B: 7.43
Which means CNBLUE takes the team win, with EXO-K as the runner up and Block B as number three.
I’m quite surprised by this result actually, I thought EXO-K would put up a harder fight. But I guess CNBLUE is just in average more attractive, even though some of the EXO members are so great.
Representing Block B:
And the winner is…
Jonghyun is second, and U-Kwon is third, all according to their original scores. It’s not as fun announcing the winner/runner-up when all their scores are different, but what can you do.
Here are the polls:
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