I know that I said that I would be saving this profile for next week and instead doing a girl group this week but, well… I changed my mind! It makes more sense to do both halves of EXO and then move on to some other group. So! You should all be familiar with the concept by now, I rank them from the member of the group that interests me the least to the one I like the most. And as always, I love them all.
Birth name: Kim Min Seok
Stage name: Xiumin
Super power: Frost (Snowflake)
Blood type: B
Birthday: March 26, 1990
Official height: 173 cm
Position: Lead Vocalist, Lead Dancer
Comment: I like almost all of the EXO-M members more than I like almost all the EXO-K members. Xiumin is the exception. I have no idea what I have against him, but he really doesn’t work for me on any level. I have nothing against his singing, and I think he’s a good dancer. His personality doesn’t annoy me and while I’m not attracted to him he is very cute in a baby/squirrel way. So why don’t I like him? Maybe because there’s nothing special about him that draws me to him. He has no pull. Too bad, Xiumin.
Birth name: Zhang Yi Xing
Stage name: Lay
Super power: Healing (Unicorn)
Blood type: A
Birthday: October 7, 1991
Official height: 177 cm
Position: Main Dancer, Vocalist
Comment: It’s interesting how very much more I like the one who’s number five on this list than the one that’s number six. I like Lay more than almost every single member of EXO-K so his low position here doesn’t give him a low position on the overall ranking.
I’m very confused about Lay’s look… Sometimes, like in the picture above, I think he’s absolutely gorgeous but a lot of the time he looks kind of weird.. So I’m not sure about that.
His personality is adorable. I can no longer think of the word ‘confused’ without Lay’s face popping up in my mind. But he’s very happy and cheerful as well, and I think it’s cute.
This is the best dancer in all of EXO. Sorry Kai, you know I love you, but Lay is a better dancer. That’s why it bothers me when he’s not picked to do the special dance performances and be in the super dance teams. I’m very sorry Luhan, but Lay should have been in Younique Unit, not you.
Birth name: Wu Fan
Stage name: Kris
Super power: Flight (Dragon)
Blood type: O
Birthday: November 6, 1990
Official height: 187 cm
Position: Main Rapper, Part-Time Leader, Sub-Vocalist
Comment: Oh Kris… You’re such an adorable awkward turtle. You were awkward and adorable while trying to be all martial-artsy. You were awkward and adorable while hosting the Youtube Awards Concert. Damn, you were even awkward and adorable while eating chicken. I think you can basically sum up Kris’s personality in those two words: awkward and adorable.
I think he’s a pretty awkward rapper, end of story.
Sometimes I think Kris is handsome, and sometimes I think he looks weird. Sometimes both. So I’m not really sure where I stand on that matter. I love that he’s so tall though.
Birth name: Huang Zi Tao
Stage name: Tao
Super power: Time Control (Hourglass)
Blood type: AB
Birthday: May 2, 1993
Official height: 183 cm
Position: Lead Rapper, Vocalist, Part-Time Maknae
Comment: I adore Tao. I love how his cute personality doesn’t at all match the way he looks nor his super awesome martial arts tricking. It’s a cool mismatch and I think it makes Tao the more interesting.
His rapping is fine, but Chanyeol is still my favorite rapper in EXO. His singing is alright, but he doesn’t really do that much of it.
I think Tao is one of the more attractive EXO members. He just has such an interesting and cool face. Like one of the other members said (Can’t remember which one right now): His face is full of ‘fighting’. EDIT: Oops, it was Yunho who said that. Sorry!
Birth name: Kim Jong Dae
Stage name: Chen
Super power: Lightning (Scorpion)
Blood type: B
Birthday: September 21, 1992
Official height: 173 cm
Position: Main Vocalist
Comment: Chen is my favorite voice in all of EXO. He’s solid live, he has a nice and distinguishable individual tone and he hits those high notes flawlessly.
This guy is all around insanely charming. Before I started watching EXO showtime I thought he was cute and that he had an amazing voice but I had no idea how much I would fall for him. His personality has enamored me in a way none of the other EXO members can match.
He’s also one of the members that I find the most attractive. I swear, this guy’s smile could stop a war, it’s so gorgeous.
Birth name: Lu Han
Stage name: Luhan
Super power: Telekinesis
Blood type: O
Birthday: April 20, 1990
Official height: 178 cm
Position: Lead Vocalist, Lead Dancer, Face of the Group
Comment: Me liking Luhan makes no sense whatsoever. I don’t normally go for the cute one! I normally find them a little too fragile and childish, and instead I go for the sexy one. This makes no sense. I have no idea how Luhan managed to crawl so far into my brain, but now he’s stuck in there and I’m hopelessly enamored with him. Just look at how cute he is!! Oh god… no…
The fact that he’s almost 24 doesn’t make any sense either. This guy is absolutely adorable, in a very non-masculine and juvenile way. Which is normally something I don’t go for, at all. But I find him to be gorgeous. Oh God Luhan… What have you done to my logical brain…
I like his singing, it’s nice, but it’s not exactly something that blows me away. His dancing is very good but it should still be Lay, not him, that’s picked to do all the special dance performances with Kai.
His personality is very much like his face: adorable.
That’s the end to this opinionated profile of EXO-M. I will be posting a summary where I try (try!) to rank all the members as one group so that you can see how they compare to each other, but for now, Adios!
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– Admin A